Facebook Friendshipstats

A lot of people on Facebook (where I can already forsee 95% of this blog's content coming from) have clicked onto one of those stupid comparison applications and gotten something like this:

What are you, a mindless let's-click-everything sheep? I wrote this rebuttal to every one of these moronic things that cluttered up my homepage:

According to http://www.friendshipstats.com you're a bunch of naive idiots
who need to stop clicking on absolutely everything; it's all a load of
codswallop, and the sooner you all realise this fact the better.

Saying it like it is. Though I should add this isn't an attack on one individual user of frienshipstats; I just screengrabbed the first instance I saw.